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Beast Demotivational Poster

OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!!! - And now, as then, a beast approaches...

TAGS: sparta beast police greece dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:52 am
Could've used a better quote from the movie - don't always go for the obvious. "we did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do"

666 -

TAGS: beast demons hawties cute cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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HammerofHeeb - November 15, 2010, 10:23 am
If this is how the apocalypse comes down on us, and these end up being zombies, I am screwed. And undead. FML...Thanks for the public service announcement.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 2:59 am
Just like the devil's minions cubby.... you can't have 'em!
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:19 pm
Only the devil uses the word " awoken". Or those that rule the chickfake. ;)


TAGS: raven is her name teen titans beast boy
Rating: 3.73/5

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mariana - October 24, 2009, 12:09 pm
i love teen titans (especially raven and beast boy)now that i no it was you who made this i got 2 say thanks!! this always makes me laugh!!
omnia - September 27, 2009, 7:08 am
and i'm in that demographic
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
relevant*...another typo; I'm off my game.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:44 pm
Well, it is a small demographic: people who find Teen Titans relavent AND get the Poe reference. I just couldn't resist making it, though.
Firefist Ace - September 26, 2009, 4:27 pm
Too epic for many to understand^^ 12 Lions!
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Thanks, woody. I'm glad someone liked it. People seem to be voting low. I starting to suspect that I have my own personal sniper. *eyes shift back and forth*
Woodywood03a - September 26, 2009, 3:16 pm
That one is too funny!!!


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to analyze the situation and help you find closure....


TAGS: beastiality beauty and the beast
Rating: 3.07/5

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aesop's folly - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
furry joke

DEATHSTROKE - Part-time supervillain, part-time pedophile.

Otherwise -

TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.



KNOWING WHEN RUNNING IS FUTILE - This is one of those times

TAGS: beast run
Rating: 4/5

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AcidRain - July 30, 2012, 6:04 pm
I could take him. Bring it on.
GaryO - July 30, 2012, 8:33 am
The poster is OK, but Steve’s comment gave me an incurable lol. So I won’t type my ‘Gramma, back in your room!’ comment…..wait
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 6:23 pm
Beats me. If it had a pot gut I would say it was my ex-wife.
project28 - July 29, 2012, 5:37 pm
What's this from?

THE CRACKEN - She Hath Returned

TAGS: cracken beast
Rating: 3.14/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 12:02 pm
phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:29 pm
[email protected] has been seen cannot be unseen...pass the HydroSulfuric Acid please. My eyes need washing...
Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 12:20 pm
Just make it look like an accident that and brush up on some CSI episodes and not make the same mistakes as the ones who get caught
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 12:16 pm
Not for a mercy killing. Unless your lawyer sucks...
Grim [email protected] - December 30, 2009, 12:10 pm
I'd say this is jail bait, but not for the reason your thinking... You still go to jail for murder right?
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 11:39 am
Holy shit!! I'm gonna have nightmares.


TAGS: gothopotamus fat goth beast
Rating: 2.98/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:31 pm
sadly yes
faulty switch - September 10, 2009, 11:56 pm
be a functional person in society or go back to your room and sit there. life is gonna suck. take off the makeup and get over it.
D1RTY - August 27, 2009, 11:03 am

I'LL NEVER BE YOUR BEAST OF BURDEN - I Walk For Miles...My Feet Are Hurtin'.. All I Want...Is You To Make Love To Meeee. ~ Rolling Stones

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - From ghoulies & ghosties - And long-legged beasties ... And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord! ... Deliver us!(Old Scottish saying)

Brothel -

TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am
Thanks! You inspired me with that sex slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am


ZEUS AND LEDA - It takes a special kind of crazy to think, "The easiest way to seduce a Spartan Queen is to turn myself into a swan..."

TAGS: greek mythology beastiality nsfw
Rating: 4.36/5

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guyfox - July 17, 2010, 9:22 pm
Greek mythology isn't always understood
Derek - July 15, 2010, 7:28 pm
Nice symmetry between the two birds
GreyScorpion - July 15, 2010, 3:16 pm
that, and No weak @ss Denise posters...
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 2:02 pm
The mods always say, if you can do a strict Google search and see the image it's really safe for here.
Zealot - July 15, 2010, 1:54 pm
point rhinosaurus, another thing i thought i'd never say, and it takes even crazier to think that the wife won't find out
Rhinosaurus - July 15, 2010, 1:32 pm
I put the 'NSFW?' tag on it to make sure it got the attention of whomever was doing the accepting/rejecting. Cubby's right though, 'fine art' is loaded with nudity, but I wanted to make sure this poster was okay.
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:21 pm
I did a strict Google image search for Zeus and Leda. This and many other ART nudes came up. So that's why it passed I'm Guessing
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 12:35 pm
Agreed but what do the nipple nazis at google say?
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:34 pm
It's called art...REAL nipples are tasteless(LOL),but fine art like this that hang in PUBLIC museums must be OK.
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 11:56 am
Ditto, the last tag is also throwing up a WTF flag? I am sure this one wont be up all to long.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 11:53 am
I see nipple...

PASIPHAE - When your baby Minotaur asks "How exactly are you my Mommy?" imagine explaining this

GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.

TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm


COW LOVER - You'll never live this down with your friends. Never.

TAGS: cow lover beastiality
Rating: 1.86/5

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d - June 9, 2009, 4:15 am
How did that cow get up that tree
betsy - January 7, 2009, 1:26 pm
Momma nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEASTIALITY - a tale as old as time

TAGS: beast
Rating: 3.58/5

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SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:08 pm
It's bestiality. That's a sore subject for me. Years later, and still sore...

GENE WILDER - He does it with sheep

TAGS: beastiality
Rating: 1.73/5

Thoughts and considerations -

TAGS: beasts of the southern wild
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:26 am
Thnx, Em. Heh, just physically spent. Resting (collapsed in my lazy boy) from lugging 5000 books (not small boxes) from my wife’s craft room to a container. Oh Mommy, gimmee fake!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 12:48 am
Yer hittin' on all eight cylinders today, GaryO!
mariand - February 14, 2015, 4:58 pm
Gary, I've learned my lesson... if I won't make plans, nobody will do :))) :))))

BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'

TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...

size does matter -

TAGS: beast too large for beauty
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 10:51 pm

My absolute favorite fairy tale. 5LLLLL


FOREPLAY - It's for animals too.

THE BEAST - He'll eat your soul

TAGS: beast
Rating: 2.03/5

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barockeva - December 12, 2008, 7:44 am
Now that's a dog.
The Gurgalit - June 10, 2008, 1:33 am
Looks like she's found her man!.....That's one happy pup!!
chris - May 6, 2008, 7:58 pm

BEASTIALITY - How Can Something So Wrong Feel So Good?

TAGS: beastiality aeon flux bird
Rating: 1.58/5


TAGS: retrospect beastiality company ink
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:27 pm
Hilarious. 5 sick puppies.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 2:58 pm
Isn't that the young Robert Redford before he found out his love for horses?!?
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 2:19 pm
Or animal shelters, wid life parks and homeless shelters. that last one is cause i mean have you ever woken up a sleeping homeless man by setting him on fire? They have some hot moves when you do. Thanks grey
GreyScorpion - September 8, 2010, 2:13 pm
can't get a job at the Zoo anymore huh face...5L

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - What the hell which is which, I am confused !

TAGS: beauty and and the beast
Rating: 4.82/5

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Budog - June 27, 2011, 6:48 am
Motifake is addictive! I need to get to bed. I have to work swing shift today...
tellitlikeitis - June 27, 2011, 6:44 am
Another morning funny... thanks.


TAGS: beastiality challenge vacation bison cubby
Rating: 3.67/5

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logan240184 - July 14, 2010, 11:38 pm
Smashed into goo in 3..2..1


TAGS: beastiality challenge july
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:59 pm

FATELESS - He has bin spotted

TAGS: fateless beastiality fate goatboy
Rating: 1.64/5

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Torkil the Destroyer - June 2, 2009, 11:28 am
everrestbass - Most priceless comment ever, thank you for existing!
Scientist - September 16, 2008, 10:22 am
Chippendales: Africa - Those chicks paid the cover and damnit they're gonna get a show.
everrestbass - September 16, 2008, 9:29 am
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a goat?
everrestbass - September 16, 2008, 9:28 am
Why is Wayne Brady fucking a goat? Is his career that deep in the $#!+hole?
Rofl - June 28, 2008, 8:54 pm
Goatboy is the name beastiality is the game

TEEN TITANS - In live-action?

TAGS: teen titans robin nightwing starfire beastboy beast boy cyborg raven
Rating: 1.6/5

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BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:40 pm
Ya know jalford if you're going to change your name, I don't think jalcord was a good choice

LIMITS - If you insult me I can forgive you If you look down on me


TAGS: 666 beast devil wow ronsart made it
Rating: 3.68/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:31 pm
Mark Santiago - October 18, 2009, 10:33 am
Your work is always masterful. Your work is always masterpiece. 5=5 Great job.


TAGS: beauty attracts beasts and heartaches
Rating: 3.33/5

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SteveFurlong - June 26, 2012, 6:42 pm
That scans oddly. (The grammar and spelling nazis are getting lonely. Enter the Scansion Nazi!)


THE RETURN OF... - ..Christ! What is that thing!

TAGS: return of christ monster beast thing
Rating: 2.44/5

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Gerne Blenston - February 11, 2009, 4:49 pm
CraigR - December 7, 2008, 11:47 am
oh shit, my shit mutated
clay - August 5, 2008, 4:01 pm
Tabris - August 2, 2008, 11:21 pm
I don't know about you, but I toss out all my wingless gryphons.
RII - August 1, 2008, 9:29 am
Rotted racoon.
issac - July 31, 2008, 11:39 pm
it looks a bit like a chupacabra
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 2:12 pm
Nooooo! Not Mr Scruffles!!! Oh god, why? why why why why???? *sniff*

BODY MOVIN' - Not quite...

TAGS: mca beastie boys
Rating: 2.09/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2012, 11:50 pm
You're a fucked up little man KFD....5L (even though it's sad)
NiceMoveKiller - May 4, 2012, 11:25 pm
That's fucked up....


TAGS: elements beastly beauty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 1:57 pm
just a heads up...in -45c exposed skin freezes in less than 10 minutes...tee hee thanks for the L's Silver
Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 1:16 pm

I can feel my temerature rising, too. 5Ls

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